Sunday 15 May 2011

Look into my eyes, look ...

...  into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes; the words of illusionist Kenny Craig from the BBC series Little Britain.

Scottish Illusionist Alex Salmond is preparing the way for separation through illusionary events, he intends to create an official holiday around Saint Andrews day, the Scots Patron Saint, putting Scottish history at the centre of its schools curriculum, and the promotion of the ancient Scots and Gaelic languages, as if it isn't hard enough to understand a Glasgow accent currently.  It is all smoke and mirrors in an attempt to bolster Scotland's national identity in the run-up to the 2014 sporting events when Jowls Salmond intends to petition the Scots people for independence, it's not a problem Alex, you are asking the wrong people, you should petition the British people as a whole for Scots separation, your wish will be our command.

Whilst back at the green green grass of home, Wales, the separation ball has been kicked into the long grass of Plaid Cymru Alun Ffred Jones' Arfon (partition-in-waiting) ......

..... the long goodbye .....

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